Priorities askew!

24 horu news spends hours covering a non-event earthquake in California when they should be descending on this story like flies.

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
- Alice Thomas Ellis

Jamaican Madman up 17%

Listening to a talking head recommending stocks on the investment channels is like listening to a heroin addict discussing the advantages of buying different kinds of heroin. Neither stands a significant chance at giving appropriate advice, but both get off on dopamine rushes at the prospect of being right or scoring some heroin.