10.28.2008

Hilarity ensues.

So, today involved Volkswagen becoming worth more than freaking Exxon Mobil because shorters of it's stock have experienced the most ultimate short squeeze EVER. In two days the VW stock went from ~250 USD to ~1000 USD/share.

From the Wall Street Journal:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122514645135973595.html

What's the German word for coincidence?

After plunging for days, Volkswagen shares closed Friday at €210.85 ($264.46).

Then, over the weekend, Porsche Automobil Holding, which has a large exposure to VW stock, put out a statement prompting a 150% rise in VW shares Monday.

Porsche said it had increased its effective holding of ordinary VW shares to 74.1% of the total. That is up from mid-September, when Porsche said its stake was 35.14%. VW is a heavily shorted stock, so when Porsche's announcement came out, implying that an already-small public float had shrunk further, the short bet immediately became riskier. That likely persuaded short-sellers to snap up VW shares to reduce or close their bets, leading to the rip-roaring rally.

As it turns out, the rally may have helped Porsche get out of a tough spot. Porsche had built up its VW position since the middle of September partly through put and call options. But VW's stock had started falling in mid-October. So Porsche may have been vulnerable to losses, especially if VW shares continued falling below Friday's closing price.

A Porsche spokesman said there were no losses as of Friday on its VW call options. The weekend news release wasn't "motivated by a desire to push up Volkswagen's share price."

Volume.

You'd think I was posting in this blog just to keep the post number here higher than the number of posts in my weekly comic buy list blog..

On liquid.

Lesson learned over the weekend?

When asked by the bartender if you want the half-liter or liter of the Maibock, think for a moment about how much a liter is and how early 1pm is. Long thought process short, don't drink the liter of beer, no matter how good it is.

Markets and TV and games.

There's nothing that a record upswing day in the markets and a streak of nailing client calls won't fix. It's just so good to be able to talk to people, explain some things they aren't understanding, and not have them go apeshit because they think that psychics exist.

Our experiment with cable has officially ended today. It was kind of nice having all those Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, and Daily Show/Colbert Reports on tap, but it really wasn't worth what we were paying. Our dollars are much better spent on Netflix and, some time soon, maybe an XBox to funnel it to our tv.

I'm totally a sucker for the hype again and have purchased Fallout 3 at full retail price. I did this last year for Bioshock and I still haven't beaten that. I think the key is to not be a perfectionist by trying to do the optimal choice in every damn situation. Sadly I'm only getting 330KB/s down, so I've got 4 hours to wait.

I suppose I can spend that waiting time playing World of Goo. So hard, yet so good on the later levels.

10.21.2008

I enjoy watching CNBC for the leadup to market open not only because I enjoy watching Erin Burnett, but because he partner apparently drinks heavily before he goes on the air. I wonder what demographic they're going for with the crusty boozer..

10.19.2008

It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
- G. H. Hardy

10.17.2008

Every investor in America needs to read this article.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/17/opinion/17buffett.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

Invest in America. I am. - Warren Buffett

THE financial world is a mess, both in the United States and abroad. Its problems, moreover, have been leaking into the general economy, and the leaks are now turning into a gusher. In the near term, unemployment will rise, business activity will falter and headlines will continue to be scary.

So ... I’ve been buying American stocks. This is my personal account I’m talking about, in which I previously owned nothing but United States government bonds. (This description leaves aside my Berkshire Hathaway holdings, which are all committed to philanthropy.) If prices keep looking attractive, my non-Berkshire net worth will soon be 100 percent in United States equities.

Why?

A simple rule dictates my buying: Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful. And most certainly, fear is now widespread, gripping even seasoned investors. To be sure, investors are right to be wary of highly leveraged entities or businesses in weak competitive positions. But fears regarding the long-term prosperity of the nation’s many sound companies make no sense. These businesses will indeed suffer earnings hiccups, as they always have. But most major companies will be setting new profit records 5, 10 and 20 years from now.

Let me be clear on one point: I can’t predict the short-term movements of the stock market. I haven’t the faintest idea as to whether stocks will be higher or lower a month — or a year — from now. What is likely, however, is that the market will move higher, perhaps substantially so, well before either sentiment or the economy turns up. So if you wait for the robins, spring will be over.

A little history here: During the Depression, the Dow hit its low, 41, on July 8, 1932. Economic conditions, though, kept deteriorating until Franklin D. Roosevelt took office in March 1933. By that time, the market had already advanced 30 percent. Or think back to the early days of World War II, when things were going badly for the United States in Europe and the Pacific. The market hit bottom in April 1942, well before Allied fortunes turned. Again, in the early 1980s, the time to buy stocks was when inflation raged and the economy was in the tank. In short, bad news is an investor’s best friend. It lets you buy a slice of America’s future at a marked-down price.

Over the long term, the stock market news will be good. In the 20th century, the United States endured two world wars and other traumatic and expensive military conflicts; the Depression; a dozen or so recessions and financial panics; oil shocks; a flu epidemic; and the resignation of a disgraced president. Yet the Dow rose from 66 to 11,497.

You might think it would have been impossible for an investor to lose money during a century marked by such an extraordinary gain. But some investors did. The hapless ones bought stocks only when they felt comfort in doing so and then proceeded to sell when the headlines made them queasy.

Today people who hold cash equivalents feel comfortable. They shouldn’t. They have opted for a terrible long-term asset, one that pays virtually nothing and is certain to depreciate in value. Indeed, the policies that government will follow in its efforts to alleviate the current crisis will probably prove inflationary and therefore accelerate declines in the real value of cash accounts.

Equities will almost certainly outperform cash over the next decade, probably by a substantial degree. Those investors who cling now to cash are betting they can efficiently time their move away from it later. In waiting for the comfort of good news, they are ignoring Wayne Gretzky’s advice: “I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.”

I don’t like to opine on the stock market, and again I emphasize that I have no idea what the market will do in the short term. Nevertheless, I’ll follow the lead of a restaurant that opened in an empty bank building and then advertised: “Put your mouth where your money was.” Today my money and my mouth both say equities.

Warren E. Buffett is the chief executive of Berkshire Hathaway, a diversified holding company.

10.16.2008

I think I need to go to the doctor. There's something wrong with me.

When I sit down at the computer after work, I check some news sites. After that I inexplicably have no idea what to do with my computer after that. Maybe it's a brain tumor..

10.14.2008

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

10.01.2008

I hearby swear that I will never ever ever watch Frank TV, even if my life depended on it.


Just watching the Cubs game has already given me more time with this guy than my stomach can stand.. Then there was the game...

Go, Cubs, Go!

Super psyched about the post-season.

I've got my favorite Cubs hat, a six pack of Old Style, my favorite stolen beer glass, HD cable just for the post season, my 1950s AM only radio for Pat and Ron, and nothing else to do tonight!

I've even bribed the cats into not bugging me by giving them a whole can of food. Sleep, my pretties!

Eamus Catuli!