Today's Twitter output so far.

It solves everything if I crosspost, right?

negman Fun fact: Blankets are too complicated. about 1 hour ago from web

negman Fun fact:Early model Tandy computers from Radio Shack had edible CPUs. In fact, they are still edible to this day. about 1 hour ago from web

negman Funfact:If moving your house, put the desired destination as the return address, drop in mail, and it will be returned for insuff postage. about 2 hours ago from web

negman Fun fact:Used motor oil is an excellent fertilizer. about 2 hours ago from web

negman Fun fact:They Might Be Giants are not, in fact, giants. about 2 hours ago from web

negman We have declared war on Russia. Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles were launched 15 minutes ago. about 3 hours ago from web

negman Best winter storm of the year. Little enough that I could pull out no problem. Enough that it plugged the asshole lane. about 3 hours ago from web