There is a disturbance in the Force.

I can't believe it.

Seriously.

What the hell just happened?

I went to a new place to get my hair cut.

I described how I like it to the guy.

He's an older guy who's been cutting hair for 31 years on Oak Park Avenue here in Oak Park.

He gave me a great haircut. He didn't try to strike up a conversation during the cut. He was to the point when we did talk.

I put my glasses on and it looked exactly like I wanted.

Then it only cost $16.

This has never happened. I've gone up to FOUR YEARS without a haircut in the past because I'm never happy.

This guy is guaranteed my money until he goes out of business.